are you still at the devil's house?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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