My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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