she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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