he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize