Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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