we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you mean i was at the winter classic?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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