my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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