Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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