I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Randomize