Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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