Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Small penises have feelings too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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