did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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