so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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