Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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