Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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