So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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