we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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