She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
