after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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