He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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