I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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