doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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