im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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