Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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