did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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