wakey wakey hands off snakey
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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