I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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