just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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