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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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• (845): View more from New York

  I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?

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• (714): View more from California

  i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?

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  I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me

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• (209): View more from California

  I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.

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