i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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