so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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