He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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