You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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