WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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