Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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