I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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