whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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