My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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