tell your sister to shave her snatch
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I intend to get homeless drunk
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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