We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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