Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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