Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first