She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?