Non-Jews are for practice
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one