So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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