If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Green mimosas i think yes
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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