I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
