How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You can't special order awesome
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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