I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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