She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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