Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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