Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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