You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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