just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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