I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Come see our sink grown plant.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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