her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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