covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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