I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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