Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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