So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
this will be a night to untag.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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