Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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